Why we should love Hassouna...

TEN Good Reasons WHY WE SHOULD LOVE HASSOUNA (NASRALLAH)

1. He is sexier than all the mullahs in Iran and at least a foot taller than Ahmadi Najad
2. Instead of making Dahyeh look like the rest of Lebanon, he will make the rest of Lebanon look like Dahyeh ( an architectural and cultural gem)
3. All Lebanese families will have the privilege of having cluster bombs in their own backyard. The Lebanese wild will be more exciting and interesting to wander into
4. Will turn the water of our sea exotic dark and oil-rich, which has medicinal purposes to cure all diseases, making it a health spa for people from all over the world - Marhaba dead sea
5. Burkas and shaddors will be the top of fashion in Lebanon, and soon will also be sold in boutiques in places like Jounieh, Kaslik, Rabieh,...(sign up in one of Tayyar's offices to receive bonus sales offers)
6. Will bring back his Syrian friends to Lebanon (we already miss them, how could we have imagined our lives without mukhabarat and mazzi - shloun hal haki)
7. Lebanon will be so poor from the upcoming civil war, that we will be able to have a realistic chance to compete with Darfur and Afghanistan for UN aid.
8. He will prove that when it comes to sectarian violence between Sunnis and Shia's, Iraq has no chance comparing with us.
9. Will give Lebanon and the Lebanese an honor of possibly starting a nuclear war with is real, after Iran gives him the nuclear bomb they are working on (of course the Iranians will not fight Israel directly!- how vulgar from us to think they will!)
10. And most of all, because of his name, all this can happen to Lebanon and still we can call it "divine victory" - Love you Hassounah....NOT!

Shame Shame on Lebanese!

"The country [Lebanon] has come to a standstill. Shops are open but no one is
buying anything. Prices have rocketed, economy is bad, safety is
down, etc... WHY? they [hezbollah] want seats in the cabinet which
they already had - how stupid can that be? But they just want to stop the cabinet
from taking any decisions by adding General Aoun's presence in the
cabinet too. The same general Aoun who I discovered was a patient of
Dr. Antranik Manookian the ex-MP and psychiatrist who founded the
Aasfourieh (the first mental hospital in Lebanon). The same general
Aoun who announces on TV that he is even greater than Alexander the Great and
even Napoleon... and the Tashnak are following these people
not knowing that the target of Hezbollah now has become to deplete
the country from its Christian population (including the Armenians)
and Aoun's goal is to become a president inshallah on top of a huge
graveyard. Hezbollah and Aoun (and ARF) are now allying themselves
with such awlad shawareh (street kids) as Franjieh whose language only contains
words like "byiswoo sermayti" (they - the current ministers - are as
good as my shoes) or says that the Maronite Cardinal Sfeir got sexually excited (et-hayyaj)
when he saw all those women in Bkerki (apparently, Sfeir made a statement regarding
the demo in front of hundreds of women headed by the mothers and wives of the assassinated
politicians). Or they are allying themselves with the other Druze
fellows whose dictionary only contains phrases like "you should
put the current cabinet members under your sermayeh "shoes" (these
are from the speeches they have given openly on TV."

Katia Peltekian, Beirut